| Position | Internal ID (or hash) | Transcription | Audio |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | tlk240303_msg0001 | Have friends ever to met Splishsplash? | No audio available |
| 2 | tlk240303_msg0002 | Splishsplash wielder of great and kind of terrible power. | No audio available |
| 3 | tlk240303_msg0003 | Once upon, Splishsplash do a cruelty on Kikinu. Call rain on Kikinu for full one week. Blasting of thunder, the works! | No audio available |
| 4 | tlk240303_msg0004 | Friends should probably give wide berth to Splishsplash as well. | No audio available |